Well almost. Down to the bare boards: that’s where I was last time I wrote.
I had wrestled out three layers of vinyl tile, then a layer of rotten plywood underfloor. After much thought and conscience wrangling, I removed the vanity, and finally the toilet. Which left me with a nice blank slate to build from.
In Australia, at this point, you would pour a concrete sub floor, and in it you would include a floor drain, called a Palazzi trap. You would grade the bathroom floor towards the Palazzi trap, so if the bathroom ever flooded, the water goes down the drain, instead of ruining the rest of the floor and the house. Then you tile on top.
They don’t do that here. Here they put down a waterproof membrane, a layer of plywood, a layer of backer board, and then a layer of tile. So if the bathroom floods or the pipes leak, you have to pull it all up again, replace the damaged bits, and start over. Which seems a little crazy to me, but that’s cultural differences for you.
Here pouring a concrete subfloor is considered old fashioned and not to code. And no one has heard of a Palazzi trap. When in America, do as the Americans.
So, down went the waterproof membrane.
And down went the ply sub floor. This involved careful measuring, and cutting around the curved-edge bath, and the sewer pipe.
This looks challenging, doesn’t it? It is actually quite straightforward. Lay down an over-lapping layer of masking or painter’s tape, that goes over the edges of the area you want to cut out.
Use a craft knife to cut around the edges, carefully peel it away, and then you have a pattern.
Lay this on top of the ply sheet, and cut around it using a jigsaw.
See, fiddly, but not difficult. Imagine if I had to cut around the toilet and the vanity. Now THAT would have been fiddly AND tricky. Now do you see why I pulled them both out?
Eventually the ply sub floor was down.
I used the same process with the backerboard, but it needed a layer of thinset (a kind of mortar) underneath. This ensures a smooth level surface to tile onto.
While I was waiting for the thinset under the backerboard to dry, I set to work on getting the tile ready to lay.
As you may remember, I found enough marble tile at our local salvage yard to do the upstairs bathroom for a grand total of $30.
The down side of this tile was that some of it had been laid previously. So it had a layer of thinset on the back.
Before I could lay the tile this had to be scraped off. And it had to be done carefully so as not to break any, because when I say there was enough to do the upstairs bathroom, there was Just. Enough. To. Do. The. Upstairs. Bathroom. Eeesh.
No pressure or anything. I had about two tiles to spare, so I had to clean and make any cuts I needed to make without really breaking any. At. All. Anyone who has done any tiling knows how tricky this is.
Just as well I like a challenge.
Cleaning the tiles involved soaking them in a bucket for 24 hours to soften the mortar, then using a scraper to scrape them clean.
It wasn’t quick or easy. Wet and repetitive. Luckily I had some assistance in the form of the two children with this process.
I would love to report that they did this happily and willingly, but actually I issued them with a 5 clean tile punishment for every misdemeanor. Astonishingly, their behavior rapidly became angelic. They were polite to one another, and to us, helpful and cheery. They cleaned up without being asked. Their rooms were spotless, and their homework was done the second they got home.
It was quite strange. Here I was prowling around waiting to pounce on the slightest thing, and there they were frantically being as good as gold.
I think I am going to buy some more tiles from the salvage yard. I am sure I can find some other things to tile.
I know, I’ll turn the backyard into a mini version of Antoni Gaudi’s Guell Park:
That should keep them out of mischief until they go to college.
I digress. Eventually the tile was all clean and ready to lay. Then I played with a few layouts, and cut all the tiles that needed to be cut to fit around sewer pipes, curvy baths and the asymmetric room itself. I was finally ready to put those tiles down.
And very gratifying it was. After they were laid, I waited overnight and then grouted them. Then waited over night and cleaned off the last of the grout, and then sealed the whole thing.
In the meantime, as the toilet was out already, we decided we may as well take advantage of our local City’s generous toilet rebate scheme and buy a new low flow toilet. They give you $100 if you replace your old water-waster toilet with a new Watersense accredited one. Our existing toilet used the equivalent of Niagara Falls each time we flushed, and with the rebate – and reduced water bill – as incentive, it made sense to replace it.
Cue several days of internet and Craiglist research. Eventually we settled on a toilet, and I answered a question that had been niggling at the back of my mind ever since I took the toilet out. I had successfully removed a toilet, but could I install one?
The answer to that is yes. Yes I can. And I have the photo to prove it. But as that photo also shows the tiled floor in a finished state, let me first remind you of what the floor looked like originally.
And here it is now.
Isn’t that better?
So the bathroom is getting ever closer to completion.
Best of all, while tiling, I finally figured out what I wanted to do with the vanity cabinet. First it was going to be pink like the walls, and then I tried the same blue as on our kitchen cabinets.
But that wasn’t doing it for me either.
Eventually, my steam-punk upcycle of the vanity lights provided me with inspiration.
I decided to steam-punk the vanity cabinet. Which is exactly what I am in the process of doing. But you are going to have to wait until it is finished before I show it to you. And that will be part of the big bathroom reveal, coming next time. Stay tuned.
And in case you are wondering happened to the old toilet? I put it on Craigslist for free, of course. And someone wanted it. Really.
He came yesterday and took it away. He was from Tonga, and was going to ship it back to his village at home. I gave him the $20 white vanity top we didn’t use in the upstairs bathroom as well. He said he would take anything we had, and to call him whenever I pulled anything out, he would come and pick it up. Tongan interiors: 1. Landfill: 0.